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... Dio recounts an exchange among Elagabalus and the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to offer him the equal of a woman's vagina via a surgical incision.